MY BROTHER: Is this your blog?
ME: Yes – in honor of Mr. Taco.
MY BROTHER: Last week we had some friends over and one of them was quite enamored of Mr. Taco. She exclaimed really loudly at one point, “Oh my god, he is the cutest cat IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!!”
It was so heartfelt, it made everyone uncomfortable…and there was silence for a moment. Mr. taco has been an insufferable asshole ever since.
Mr. Taco says you owe him royalties. (He’ll probably take catnip, though) He says your people will be hearing from his people.
