June 2, 2008...10:17 pm

The Eyes have it

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MY BROTHER: You say I never keep you up to date on my health stuff, so…I went to the eye-doctor the other day to utilize my unused benefits before the “year end” of the plan.

This doctor was amazing.  I’ve never had an eye-doctor spend as much time with me as he did.  He laser-scanned the interior of my eye and showed me some of the structural elements….really cool.  

The bad news…I learned that I have narrow-angle syndrome, and pretty far progressed.  I have to have surgery on my eyes fairly soon to correct this before it becomes acute “narrow-angle glaucoma” which can cause permanent vision loss in 1 to two days if not treated.  

Anyway, there it is. And to all of you who go to Costco or Sears to get your eye-exams, a bit of advice….I know cost is certainly a factor as it has been with me, but in my case at least, it was definitely worth it. (Actually, my insurance covered it so far.)

ME: Who the fuck goes to Costco or Sears to get their eyes checked? That’s like me going to Victoria’s Secret for my pap smear.

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