ME: I brought you a little gift from Mexico – I couldn’t resist. 
DEE: Is my gift a little brown baby?
ME: They were all out of little brown babies. I think Madonna snatched them all up. But this is almost as good.
DEE: Do you think Ria* has had here breasts done?
ME: Let’s meet for lunch Friday. I’ll give you your gift, and you can bring me a photo of Ria’s chest. I’ll let you know if I think there has been altering.
DEE: Even better, I’ll push her into a scanner so you have better detail.
* Name changed to protect the possibly enhanced breast recipient.
