Alcohol infused Nike footwear copy

The men’s Nike® Jordan Melo III basketball shoe is so fucking fresh that not even MJ himself could pull it off. Melo might be able to, but with the full-grain leather upper and futuristic fit system, even his coolness factor is a long shot. So good luck to you Joe Nobody. 
Designed around a secure inner [...]

My friend is a Racist…what do I do?

Dear Abby,
Labor Day weekend is coming up and I am going on a camping trip with some friends. There are a lot of really great people going and it should be a fun time. I do have one concern…it ‘s my friend (I’ll call him Don Sloth).
Don Sloth is a really nice guy and [...]

Alcoholics Anonymous

Dear AA,
My friend (I’ll call her Minga) recently sent me an email that said “Let’s get drunk.  It’s been a tough week.” I am concerned that her new job marketing sparkly, acne fighting lights has pushed her over the edge. I fear that crack, heroine and huffing are not far behind. My question is…when she [...]