August 20, 2008...8:47 pm

Alcoholics Anonymous

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Dear AA,

My friend (I’ll call her Minga) recently sent me an email that said “Let’s get drunk.  It’s been a tough week.” I am concerned that her new job marketing sparkly, acne fighting lights has pushed her over the edge. I fear that crack, heroine and huffing are not far behind. My question is…when she passes out drunk and I draw on her face with a sharpie and then put her half-naked body in embarrassing poses with the migrant workers who hang out near MLK and Burnside…how much should I sell the photos for? 

Signed
Glass half full in Portland, OR

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  • I know Minga. No one would buy those photos. Take whatever you can get for them and buy a candy bar. You’ll have to throw in a nickel of your own I bet.


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