PETA

ME: Here is a list of what I need from you:
- Shortened version on the BUY NOW section
- Web site hosting information
- Two gerbils having sex
CO-WORKER: Thanks. I have one gerbil, but I’m trying not to squish it.
ME: Two gerbils having sex…with each other.
CO-WORKER: Oh! Wow, did I ever misinterpret THAT!
ME:  PETA should be knocking [...]