DEE: I went to a workshop over the weekend and I was the only one who didn’t bring up having a cat or two. Bunch of freaks.
ME Uhm….I have cats.
DEE: Yes…yes you do. Freak.
Entries Tagged as ‘Conversations with DEE’
July 23, 2008
Freak
July 23, 2008
Pronounced “Vadge”
DEE: You know the worst name for a girl? It’s got to be Vag (pronounced Vadge).
ME: Who named their kid Vag…seriously…who?
DEE: No one. I would just like to live in a world where someone was named Vag.
ME: If you pay me a large sum of money – when I have a baby – her middle name [...]
July 9, 2008
Baked Alaskan
DEE: For as freaky as I am, color me conservative in the “sexcapades” area. The occasional pearl necklace, perhaps with matching earrings…sure…but never a hot Carl, dirty Sanchez, or baked Alaskan.
ME: Great – now I have to google baked alaskan
DEE: Don’t bother. I just made that up so I would have an even three.
ME: Uhm…3 [...]
July 9, 2008
Is my gift a little brown baby?
ME: I brought you a little gift from Mexico – I couldn’t resist.
DEE: Is my gift a little brown baby?
ME: They were all out of little brown babies. I think Madonna snatched them all up. But this is almost as good.
DEE: Do you think Ria* has had here breasts done?
ME: Let’s [...]
July 9, 2008
Take the pills with the booze
ME: I’m really down on the whole Portland social scene. Al the men here are married, involved, gay…or dead. Damn.
DEE: Maybe you should hang out with gay men in committed relationships, sort of a double negative. But it’s not just you. I’ve heard before that Portland sucks for singles. At least the weather is beautiful.
ME: Yeah [...]
July 9, 2008
I heard a man fall to his death on NPR
ME: I heard a man fall to his death on NPR. One of the founding members of Base Jumping fell to his death in VA during the annual bridge week. It was weird to be listening to the story and hear everyone’s reaction when the guy hit the water below. Damn – Happy Monday huh?
DEE: [...]
July 9, 2008
Don’t drink the water…or sleep with the locals
ME: So what did you do for lunch? One week from today and I will be off to Mexico. Wish it were now.
DEE: I’m heading out with our friend “A”, speaking of Mexican.Have fun in Mexico. Have a fling with a local.
ME: Yeah that’s all I need is to come back knocked up by a [...]
July 9, 2008
It was self defense
ME: I just spent 20 minutes convincing someone that I killed a guy in college – manslaughter charge – got off on self-defense…they tried a civil suit but it was dropped.
The things I do to amuse myself.
DEE: I convinced someone that I fucked donkeys in Mexico for money as a way to get through college. [...]
July 3, 2008
Wow…that’s all…just…wow.
ME: I’m glad I have a handful of friends I can really trust (include yourself in that handful). By the way – your kid was so cute today at lunch, he made me forget all about my cramps! Hey – Did you know surrogates make up to 50k just for popping out a kid? I could [...]
