“Lavender” is my most bitter friend ever. She lives in LA. She has had one nose job (that I know of). And she hates pretty much everyone and everything. But that is what makes her special! My most recent conversation with Lavender went something like this:
LAVENDER: Did I tell you about my phone stalker?
ME: Another [...]
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July 17, 2008
Another issue for AT&T
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